From: Tom Jennings (tomj@wps.com)
Subject: Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric (POEE-DOM)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
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Date: 1999/10/05


OK you bureaucrats and police-statists:

Be prepared to shower me with gifts or sexual favor(s). And good ones
dammit! No more of these low-grade things that catch fire when you rub
them!

Because in return for a really nice gift I will give you in return:

[ ------------- from WHOIS database, edited...
Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric (POEE-DOM)
   Domain Name: POEE.ORG
   Administrative Contact:
      Jennings, Tom  (TJ452)  tomj@WPS.COM
   Billing Contact:
      Jennings, Tom  (TJ452)  tomj@WPS.COM
   Record created on 31-Aug-94.
------------------ ]

If you don't believe me, check it for yourself.

THE RULES:
DO NOT CALL ME ON THE PHONE. DO NOT FAX ME. If you call me on the phone
you and everyone in your internet domain are immediately and forever
disqualified. BELIEVE IT.
If I like your gift, I will transfer the domain to you. You must of
course pay the lovely trolls at InterNIC (or whoever they are today)
their toll. And they take only cash. But not much.

PS: I assume that you technically know what you are doing.

GIFT SUGGESTIONS:

Boys swim trunks, with cum stains (yours). Convince me that you are
really young and pretty.
Anything genuinely radioactive (eg. gamma photons or alpha particles, no
weak "glow in the dark" crap).
Anything Cold War.
Anything Civil Defense.
Drop, from Netherlands (not too sweet).
A deck of punched IBM cards.
A lovely piece of art.
...

And hurry -- it is about to expire, and if I let it fall back to
InterNIC it'll be a free-for-all worthy of Eris's original act. In fact,
I almost prefer this, for the sheer poetry -- will you hold back and
hope for chaos (if it reverts) or will you go for control (by offering
me gifts). Discord! Whee!!

Any unreasonable suggestion will be invited to dance inside my head for
a while to see if it entertains.

If you call me on the phone you and everyone in your internet domain are
immediately disqualified. Believe it.

You have about one week.

Relatives, slaves, animate property, AIs, (living, dead, or otherwise)
employed by <a href="http://wps.com">World Power Systems</a> are
disqualified from this contest, or are an inside-job shoe-in, which ever
comes first.

PS: In lieu of gift, I'll take $10,000 in illuminati confetti,  or $433
in 1936 dollars.


Ref: Newsgroups - alt.discordia (05-Oct-1999)
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=tom+jennings&start=170&hl=en&lr=&safe=off
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By: Tom Jennings